February 2012
161 posts
seoulpenis:
hongkongpenis:
maenila:
OH MY GOD
wat
WHAT. LOL WHAT HORRID FRIENDS
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
risee-up:
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
lo encontre gracias a jess origliasso 3 años atras y hace mas de un año cree el mio buscando el de ella
This Is Great Music
letsgivemusicachance:
1. Crimson and Clover by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
2. Should I Stay or Should I Go by the Clash
3. Bad Reputation by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
4. Last Night by The Strokes
5. Fluorescent Adolescent by Artic Monkeys
6. Cherry Bomb by The Runaways
7. Another One Bites the Dust by Queen
8. Asleep by The Smiths
9. Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol
10. Bones by The...
serena-the-indian-princess:
absolutelyfeybulous:
omyperiod:
Tina Fey gives a quick tour of Liz Lemon’s office for a fan (x)
urgh, sooooooo jealous! nah but seriously, that fan is so lucky :-)
I love you too Tina!
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.